Chandler: The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. 至少，抽烟很酷，并且你们也知道。
Joey: Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? 是吗，是这个有点儿烦，还是像菲比嚼她的头发惹人烦？
Chandler: And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? 还有莫妮卡，笑时发出的猪叫声，我意思是，那到底是什么东西？(snort：鼻子发哼声。)
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? Do you ever think that Alan is maybe. . sometimes... 能问你们一个问题吗？你们是否认为艾伦可能有时……
Ross: He was unbelievable. He was like that, that, that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base Alan, second base Alan, third base... 他真是太不可思议了，他就像兔巴哥卡通片中的兔巴哥一样守着每个位置。我们没有兔巴哥，但我们有一垒艾伦，二垒艾伦，三垒艾伦……(Bugs Bunny：动画片《兔八哥》。)
Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible? 太棒了！我有个问题：这怎么可能？
Monica: Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan. 嗨，艾伦，这是大家。各位，这位是艾伦。