Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna! Mua mua... 你好，Joey，我们的小媒人。我真想吻遍你，我要......么么么么......
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? 西尔婶婶，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承办人。那你让我拿这一打面怎么办？婶婶你真会说话，你就用这张嘴亲吻弗莱蒂叔叔吗？
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. 嘘，他说出来了，不只是亲嘴的事，所有都说出来了。
Mrs. Bing: Hey kiddo, car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends, autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss, so mooah, here's the kiss, here's the goodbye... Anything you want from Lisbon? 嗨小盆友，车等在楼下，我只想拿几本我的书给你朋友们，亲笔签名过哦。还有就是和你"吻别"，这是亲亲，也是拜拜哦...... 需要我在里斯本帮你带什么吗？
Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code? Chandler，我没亲她，亲的人是他！看到没，违反规定就是这种下场！
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hotlooking aunt...but not a mom, never a mom! 不能亲朋友的老妈啊！姐妹还可以，或者一个性感的姨妈可能也行，但是老妈可不行，绝对不行！
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! 好吧，来个人亲我！来个人亲我！现在可是午夜啊！谁来亲我！
Joey: No, no, you can't kiss Ross. That's your brother. 不，你不能亲罗斯，他是你哥。