Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss. 拜托，我们七个月来没联络过，但是现在她突然打电话来？我的意思是，还会有什么事呢？大伙们，她曾是我最要好的朋友。我们一起去夏令营，她教我如何接吻。
Ross: I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late for keeping up with it. Okay? 我就是要走，行吗？我需要理由吗？我有自己的人生要过，我有排满了的计划，我已经落下好多事了，好不？
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. It's like you and Carol. 我也不知道，我是说我们仍在乎对方。我们有过一段历史，就像你和卡罗尔一样。
Rachel: No. No no no no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me. 不，不，万万不行，别那样做，我的意思是，别为我那样做。
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy? 不，不是那事，我的意思是，你和明蒂怎么办？
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that. 我不疯狂吧？我的意思是，我从未像这样过。
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! I mean he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, you know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that? 是啊，但是今天和他在一起感觉不同，我的意思是他今天不像是牙医，我们玩得很开心，这样有什么不对吗？
Monica: Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? Rachel，你是怎么了？他不是在圣坛前被你甩掉的Barry吗？
Ross: No, this's just vintage Rachel. I mean things just sort of happen around you! I mean you're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"..... totally oblivious to people's, monkeys or to people's feelings and I don't want to hear it! Forget it, okay? 不不，这就是典型的瑞秋。这种事常发生在你身上，你活在自己的世界里，做自己的事情，完全无视别人的，猴子的或是别人的感觉，我不想听！别提了，好不好？
Ross: I can't believe this. I mean all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment! 我真不敢相信。我只是麻烦你别让它跑出公寓。