Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us...dinner. 我只是再也不想做被新年典礼冷落的受害者了。所以我们不如一起约定，拒绝一切约会，就我们6个共进晚餐。(Dick Clark：迪克·克拉克是美国知名电视制片人，后因心脏病病发救治无效，于美国逝世，享年82岁。)
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you. 告诉你吧，这个新年保罗会待在罗马，所以我和各位一样悲哀。
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday. Desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! ! Man, I'm talking loud! 你当然没事，你有保罗，不用面对新年带来的压力。不用焦虑地见嘴就上，就为了在落球仪式时有个亲吻的对象。天啊，我太焦虑了。(scramble：争夺，抢夺。)
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know? 当他的一个助手，真是耻辱。
So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. 所以我想说的就是：谢天谢地你们的感恩节计划都砸了。
I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great. 我知道这不是你们本来计划的感恩节， 但是对我来说这样也挺棒的。
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. 丑陋裸男正从烤炉中取出他的火鸡。
Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! No! Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his Tots. 有谁关心过我要哪种土豆泥吗？没有！没有！只要菲比有豌豆和洋葱， “马里奥”有炸土豆泥，
You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. 每个人要的土豆泥都不一样，我得做各种样式的土豆泥。
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key. 等等，等等，我们有一把你家的备用钥匙。