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Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.
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Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect. 你亲了我最好的Ross!......差不多就是这个效果。

Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or you can't? Okay, that's my finger. Okay, that's, that's my knee. Still doing the play. Aaah!
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Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or you can't? Okay, that's my finger. Okay, that's, that's my knee. Still doing the play. Aaah! 好吧,是"你"不能,还是你"不能"?哦,我的手指......呃,我的膝盖......我们还在排练。啊~啊~啊~

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened.
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Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened. 嘿,嘿,他们被我逮到算你幸运,不然谁知道还会发生什么。

David: You want me to actually throw you or you you wanna just hop?
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David: You want me to actually throw you or you you wanna just hop? 你想让我丢你上去还是自己跳上去?

I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
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I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. 我想,这是因为它没和离婚或者呕吐沾边。(projectile:向前开进的,推进的,抛掷的,弹射的。)

Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?
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Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something? 你想不想去喝上一杯?

Phoebe: OK, Ross, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but back off!
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Phoebe: OK, Ross, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but back off! Ross,不要误解我的意思,但是,一边去!

Ross: What, weuh we don't have shoes here, or...?
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Ross: What, weuh we don't have shoes here, or...? 什么,我们呃我们这儿没有鞋吗?还是…?

Chandler: Ah, you say perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'codependent', or 'self-destructive'...
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Chandler: Ah, you say perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'codependent', or 'self-destructive'... 额,说“完美”也许有点不恰当。你如果说“相互依靠”,或者“自我毁灭”的话...

All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or play with or simply let hang.
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All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or play with or simply let hang. 你想要的只不过是个小弟,你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西,时而可以拿来玩弄,时而只是让其悬空摇摆。