Chandler: Yes, Frane. I know what time it is... but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! Oh, really? Let me tell you something. You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! 是的，我知道现在几点。但我看着WENUS而且我相当不高兴。真的？告诉你吧，你会在乎是因为我在乎，明白了吗？很好！
Joey: If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! 如果你无法对我说出狠亵的话，你如何对她说呢？说你想爱抚我的屁♥ 股。
Joey: Why not? Come on. Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. 有何不可？ 说呀。只要闭上眼睛告诉我现在你想干什么。
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Try something on me. 有什么大不了的。你只要说出你想对她如何。或是你想她对你如何。或是别人想对彼此如何。这样吧，对我说吧。
Fireman No. 2: No way! You kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them! 当然没有！开玩笑呢？我女朋友都不知道，我怎么会告诉她们！
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married? 你们几个有告诉她们你们已婚吗？
Chandler: OK, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't think things are gonna work out. 好吧，Janice，Janice。嘿，Janice，听着，我都不知道该怎么告诉你这件事。至少我没有什么新的方式告诉你这件事。我觉得我们不会有结果的。
Chandler: Tell me it's "you and me" we. 告诉我这是“你和我”的我们。
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her? 我知道，告诉我，你见过她没？
And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodlestuffer came along, he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. He's been more loving. 再告诉你别的，自从那个头发像贵宾狗一样的女人出现后，他感到内疚而开始对我又细心又关心。(poodlestuffer：做（去世的）犬类身体填充的人。)