Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Ooh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this? 让我看看，我得看看，我得看看。哦，是头。哦，好大，Carol，你是怎么办到的？
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! 好了好了，这里人太多了，而且待会儿又会多一个，所以除了前任丈夫和女同志伴侣，都请出去！
Doctor: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need, I need... Excuse me, can I have this? Rachel: Oh sorry. 好了，Carol，你需要持续用力推。我需要，我需要……打扰一下，能把这个给我么？哦抱歉。
Rachel: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. 是的，亲爱的，他们不会错过的。
And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. I'm sorry. You were fighting. 但是这个小宝宝呢，他有如此爱他的三个父母，甚至因为谁最爱他而吵架。而且在他还没出生的时候。就是，就是说他是天底下最幸运的孩子。抱歉，你们在吵架。
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. 我心爱的女人今天要生孩子。我和你一样期待。
Ross: Come on, come on. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, you know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. 拜托，拜托。就得用力点儿不然……可恶! 可恶! 可恶! 可恶!都是你的错。这本来应该是我这辈子最快乐的日子，你知道么？我儿子即将出生，我应该在那儿，而不应该跟你被困在储藏室里。