Chandler: Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio. 这个桌子一直很结实直到你和Angela Delvecchio经历的小小的早餐历险。
Ross: The sex? I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya.... 性？光想象着你和苏珊在一起的样子我就很...... 之后还把塔尼亚加进来......
Ross: Hey, hello! I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna. 嘿！ 我把书都拿回来了，这位是莫妮卡送你的爱心面条。
Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands... 我真喜欢小孩子， 他们那小鞋子，小脚指头， 小手......
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm just totally, totally... 我觉得我们已远远超出只是玩玩的状态了，现在我的感觉只有在Danielle Steele的书里才找得到。我是说，当我和他在一起的时候，我完全，完全地......
Joey: " How come you don't live with Mommy? "" How come Mommy lives with that other lady? ""What's a lesbian? " 为什么你不和妈咪一起住？为什么妈咪和另一个女人一起住？什么是女同性恋？
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? 西尔婶婶，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承办人。那你让我拿这一打面怎么办？婶婶你真会说话，你就用这张嘴亲吻弗莱蒂叔叔吗？
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. 呃， 这酸奶算是吃不下去了。
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! 等等，你们看到他"巨大的颤动的笔"那段了吗？等着瞧吧，他用那支笔写字的时候你可不会想在场。(throbbing：悸动的，颤动的。)
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不，不，他说"你什么才能长大，有个当妈的样"？然后，她回了一句"问题是，你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是个性感女郎？" (bomb：炸♥弹。)