Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code? Chandler，我没亲她，亲的人是他！看到没，违反规定就是这种下场！
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! 让我摔上门吧！
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me. 我对你没有告诉我还是很生气。
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. 我没想到你会做这种事。
Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. 你也知道，我和我妈之间的鸟事，我朋友里属你最清楚了。
Chandler: I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking? 我都没法相信，你到底怎么想的？
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me? ! 我一整天都跟你在一起，你为什么不告诉我？
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。