Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? 乔伊吃了我最后一片口香糖，所以我就把他杀了，你认为这样不对吗？
Chandler: Gee, you know, no one... no...one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! 咦，没人这么说过，好的，谢谢。
Chandler: Really? He does? Hey, buddy! What's up? Oh, she told you about that, huh? 真的，他找我？老兄，什么事？她告诉你了？
Rachel: Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you. 钱德勒？是艾伦，他要和你讲话。
Chandler: Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. 嗨，我受够你们了，什么癌症、肺气肿，心脏病啦。(emphysema：肺气肿。)
Ross: Don't you realize what you're, you're doing to yourself? 你不明白你在对你的身体做什么吗？
Chandler: The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. 至少，抽烟很酷，并且你们也知道。
Joey: Do you have any respect for your body? 难道你一点也不尊重你的身体？
Paula: Honey. . you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him! 亲爱的，应该有感觉才行。听着，如果你对那个男人只有这种感觉，莫妮卡，甩了他。
Monica: Can you believe it? You know what? I just don't feel the thing. 你能相信吗？就像是，你知道吗…… 我（对那个男的）毫无感觉。