Ross: No, no, no, I don't wanna know. Absolutely not. No I think, you know, I think you shouldn't know until you look down there and see," Oh, there it is. Or isn't. 不，我不想，绝对不想。你知道吗，我觉得应该到时候再低头一看， 然后说：“哦，那儿有(鸡鸡)！” 或者，“或者没有”。
Ross: The sex? I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya.... 性？光想象着你和苏珊在一起的样子我就很...... 之后还把塔尼亚加进来......
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? 太棒了，简直太棒了！嘿，你和苏珊什么时候认识的休伊·路易斯？
Carol: Totally and completely healthy. 非常以及十分的健康！
Ross: Hey, hello! I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna. 嘿！ 我把书都拿回来了，这位是莫妮卡送你的爱心面条。
Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands... 我真喜欢小孩子， 他们那小鞋子，小脚指头， 小手......
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. 呃， 这酸奶算是吃不下去了。
Ross: Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass and I could find my way out like that! 嗯！ 你可以把我扔到子♥宫里的任何地方，用不着指南针我都能很快从里面爬出来！(plunk:（使)。。。（发出扑嗵声地）重重掉下。)
Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 好，这只是第一章，我需要你们十分坦诚的意见。哦，对了，在第二页中，他的手伸向的不是她的"起伏的双乳"（Rachel把breasts误拼成beasts）。(heaving：隆起膨胀，起伏的。)
Joey: It's hard to tell. They're tiny and upside down. Wait, wait, wait. They're walking away. They're walking away. No, they're not. They're coming right at us. Run! Run! 不好说。他们好小而且是上下颠倒的。等等，等等。他们走了，他们走了......不，不是，他们往这边来了。快跑！跑！