Ross: 'Hey, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?" 等等，你确定她不是说"你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是你妈妈？"
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不，不，他说"你什么才能长大，有个当妈的样"？然后，她回了一句"问题是，你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是个性感女郎？" (bomb：炸♥弹。)
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. 嘘，他说出来了，不只是亲嘴的事，所有都说出来了。
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door. 啊，男人与他的门之间的禁忌之爱。
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey. I promise it will never happen again. 愚蠢至极。我都不知道是怎么发生的。抱歉，宝贝，我保证不会再发生这种事。
Mrs. Bing: Hey kiddo, car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends, autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss, so mooah, here's the kiss, here's the goodbye... Anything you want from Lisbon? 嗨小盆友，车等在楼下，我只想拿几本我的书给你朋友们，亲笔签名过哦。还有就是和你"吻别"，这是亲亲，也是拜拜哦...... 需要我在里斯本帮你带什么吗？
Monica: This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then we just get nothing back! And then one day, it's just, y'know, you wake up, and "See you around"! Let's go, Phoebe. 你们男人都这样。我们不断付出，再付出，不停付出。并且没有任何回报。然后有一天，他醒过来......只有一句"回头见"！走吧，Phoebe。
Joey: Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. And you tell me she's not a knockout. 看，这是我爸妈婚礼时的照片。你说，她是不是个美人。(knockout：击昏，击倒。)
Monica: Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'. 对，我觉得可以。还有，"engorged"里不应该有j。
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。