Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. 对啊，你都没说你握把的尺寸。
Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。(racquetball：短网拍墙球，手球式墙球（比赛规则和场地都与有四面墙场地的墙手球相同，但击球用以皮带拴腕的短柄球拍，球较墙手球略大而软）。)
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? 哦，Ross，我卖出上亿本的书，你知道为什么吗？
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book. 别这么说，亲爱的，我能办到大家都能办到。你只需要先描述几个欧洲城市，然后用30个委婉词形容男性生殖器官，嗙，你就写成一本书了。(genitalia：生殖器（尤指外阴♥部）。)
Chandler: My mother, ladies and gentlemen. （这是）我的母亲大人，先生们女士们。
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.' 好啊，如果11岁的时候你的小伙伴们争相传阅《情妇婊♥子》第79页，你就不会觉得赞了。
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax. 我们没必要看这个。Showtime，HBO 和Cinemax台都在放《老板渡假去》。(Weekend at Bernie's：《老板渡假去》讲述两名保险公司职员一心享受一个毕生难忘的劳动节假期，不料，在几天的快乐假期竟然经历了谋杀案、伤人罪及浪漫爱情等等意想不到的事情。)
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, you know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. 哦，并且他是那种肯听你讲话的人，你知道的，而不是那种，一边说“对，我明白”，但实际上却在想象你没穿衣服的样子。
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And he can dance! 好吧，他是个兼♥职教雕刻的律师。而且他会跳舞。(on the side：<非正>作为兼♥职[副业]；暗地里，秘密地。)