Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone. Joey呢？他妈妈打电话来了。
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's...it's...y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. 哦不，这太棒了，这是……这是……要知道，这是你应得的，你奋斗了这么多年，终于可以跻身演艺圈了。
Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood. . 有人放了个玻璃杯在咖啡桌上，没有杯垫，又是一杯冷饮，天气很热。小水珠逐渐逼近桌面… (condensation：冷凝。)
Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out. 幸好你没摊开杂志。她会把你的眼珠挖出来的。
Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that. 我们现在都这样打招呼吗？因为我喜欢。
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex...and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy! 恩，你知道，刚开始我也不能接受，但我后来想此事百益而无一害。只有谈天说笑和做♥爱，而且绝不用负责任。这是每个男人的梦想。
Chandler: What not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story? 什么没成？我星期四还要和她约会呢。你刚才没在听吗？
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend? 那解释给我听听，呃，你已经有丈夫和男朋友了，你认为我们俩该保持什么关系？
Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan? 伊森？有、有个伊森？
Chandler: So tell me, how do, how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me? ...sliding your foot so far up my leg like you can count the change in my pocket? 告诉我对于你坐在我身旁，你丈夫做何感想？...把脚伸到我大腿，就像可以数我口袋里的零钱了？