Chandler: So in your whole life, you've only been with one. oh. 那你这一辈子只和一个女人。喔。
Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? 嗯，什么？什么？她离开了你？她喜欢女人？她为了个喜欢女人的女人而甩了你？
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part, Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 对，月亮，暗淡的光辉，神奇的感觉，说得好！我可以要点止痛药吗，拜托？
Phoebe: Chandler is hard to read. He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce. 钱德勒很难捉摸，他属于感情被压抑的人，你必须引诱他。
Monica: I think it's a part of an act. I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems. 我认为这是逢场作戏，钱德勒要比表面上更成熟。(it's a part of an act: 逢场作戏，这是一个俗语。)
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 打扰了，看，我们在这儿都一个多钟头了，很多比我朋友病情轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚趾受伤的男的？他和谁睡过不成？
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. 听着，这儿有紧急情况。恩，我想你也知道，要不然我们就自己解决了。(predicament: 困境，窘况。the predicament room 意思是遇到紧急情况，自己（找个地方）着手解决。)
Chandler: Hey, look, we're on that TV thing! 嗨，看呐，我们上荧幕了！