Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much. 他好可爱，也好像很喜欢你。
Joey: She's gotta know that you're everything he's not. You're like the antiPaolo. 要让她知道你是那么的好， 而他一无是处！ 你就像反面保罗的典范！
Phoebe: Oh! I know!Because...he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you... 噢！我知道。是因为， 他太帅了，太迷人了，当他看着你的时候......
Rachel: Oh, God, he's such a pig, he's like a big disgusting pig......pig man! 哦， 我的天， 他真是头猪。他就像一个......恶心的， 猪人！
Rachel: I don't know......right, he's the pig! 不知道......对， 他才是猪！
Rachel: Oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys... you know and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed! 哦， 我真太蠢了！ 啊， 我回想起来那天跟你们在一起......我还满嘴的 "哦，保罗，他真好，他让我感觉超棒"，简直太丢脸了。
Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 好，这只是第一章，我需要你们十分坦诚的意见。哦，对了，在第二页中，他的手伸向的不是她的"起伏的双乳"（Rachel把breasts误拼成beasts）。(heaving：隆起膨胀，起伏的。)
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Phoebe: No. No! No!...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 没，没，没！没有！呃，你觉得他比早上好点没？
Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! 呃....他连护裆都没穿！(jockstrap：护身三角绷带，护裆。)