David: Sorry, I wa...I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in...in my life. 抱歉，我刚才跟我朋友说你是我见过最漂亮的女子。
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear! 说说吧，如果你们的事情重要到非在我演唱时讨论，我觉得有必要让大家都听听。
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitching. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? La lalala la la la la lalala la la. 我造了一个人，煤炭做的眼睛，伴着令人着迷的微笑。母亲死在了厨房，这我怎会预料。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。
Phoebe: Hi, thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. 谢谢大家，我想用一首每年的这个时节对我意义重大的歌曲开场。
Chandler: Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm. 反响可否再热烈些？
Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us...dinner. 我只是再也不想做被新年典礼冷落的受害者了。所以我们不如一起约定，拒绝一切约会，就我们6个共进晚餐。(Dick Clark：迪克·克拉克是美国知名电视制片人，后因心脏病病发救治无效，于美国逝世，享年82岁。)
Joey: I don't know. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political. 不知道，好像有个胖子和店经理有一腿。他一点都不逗，这太具政治性了。
Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job. 唉，我没拿到那份工作。
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. 朋友们，今天我要演唱全新的曲目。我写了12首关于我妈自杀的歌及一首有关雪人的歌。