Chandler: Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. 没什么,只是嘴里有多余的空气。
Ross: Yeah, come in, come in. I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. 当然,进来进来。我知道,我知道。有个人要介绍给你们大家。是的,这是Ben。
Ross: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in jello. 有点像我叔叔Ed被果冻包裹着。(jello:凝胶物。)
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! 好了好了,这里人太多了,而且待会儿又会多一个,所以除了前任丈夫和女同志伴侣,都请出去!
Phoebe: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. 嗯,Susan,我看见像是黑暗的通气孔的东西。等等。是的,真的是黑暗的通气孔。
And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. I'm sorry. You were fighting. 但是这个小宝宝呢,他有如此爱他的三个父母,甚至因为谁最爱他而吵架。而且在他还没出生的时候。就是,就是说他是天底下最幸运的孩子。抱歉,你们在吵架。
Ross: Come on, come on. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, you know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. 拜托,拜托。就得用力点儿不然……可恶! 可恶! 可恶! 可恶!都是你的错。这本来应该是我这辈子最快乐的日子,你知道么?我儿子即将出生,我应该在那儿,而不应该跟你被困在储藏室里。
Monica: No, Mom, everything's going fine, really. Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. 没事,妈妈,一切都好,对,Ross很好。他,嗯,他在别的地方。
Ross: I'm having a baby in there! Hello? Okay, everyone stand back. Ow! 我的孩子就要在外面出生了!有没有人?所有人后退。噢!