Chandler: I know. She has like no personality. 我知道。她没有个性。
Joey: Why not? Come on. Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. 有何不可？ 说呀。只要闭上眼睛告诉我现在你想干什么。
Chandler: Can you believe it? Don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something.... Something! 你们能相信吗？我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗？我总是想像自己能做点事情。某些事情！
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises. 总之周一我们要煮一餐让他品尝，有点像是面试。菲比，他也要你在场，这样对我有利！因为你可以发出好吃的赞叹声！
Ross: Watch something like this and you realize why evolution is just a theory. 看看这个，你就知道为什么进化仅仅是理论上的事情。
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it would be like admitting that this is what I actually do. 我知道，但接受升职不就承认这就是我的正式工作。
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know... Never mind. But it was going to be really good. 各位，Chandler来了，说他有天大好的消息。他来的时候，我们可以……你们知道的……算了，但一定是好消息。
Monica: Err, so, would you guys err... would you like to, sometimes, maybe err... 呃，你们…...你们是否愿意，什么时候，可能，呃…
Carol: Mushroom... Smile... They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny 蘑菇。笑一下。并不是所有人都像这样的，有些女人可能会把晚餐吃完的。对不起，这并不好笑。