Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom? 我简直不敢相信...... Paolo亲了我妈？
Ross: I don't know, God, I...well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's... 我也不知道，天，我......啊，她不像是一般的妈妈，她很性感，她......
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hotlooking aunt...but not a mom, never a mom! 不能亲朋友的老妈啊！姐妹还可以，或者一个性感的姨妈可能也行，但是老妈可不行，绝对不行！
Mrs. Bing: Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms. 哦，不，我是个很棒的妈妈，我儿子的第一个避孕套是我买给他的。
Jay Leno: Y'know, don't take this wrong, I, I just don't see you as a mom, somehow...I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad... 别会错意，只是我觉得你看起来不像一个当妈的人，当然，我绝没有恶意......
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. 她不是你老妈，你怎么说都行。
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast. 好啦，Chandler， 我喜欢你老妈。我觉得她很棒！(blast：爆炸；一阵（疾风等）。这里指Ross认为Chandler的妈妈是个性感迷人的女人。)
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do? 而我在商场遇到一个很性感的单身妈妈， 让我这个小精灵怎能抗拒？