Monica: You know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better! 多年来我以为你支持我，但或许你做的一切目的是想巴结爸妈，让他们更心疼你。
Monica: Did you think Dad ever cheat on Mom? 你觉得爸爸出过轨吗？
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? But...we don't have to go down that road. 瞧见没？也许我亲了你妈不是件坏事。不过......不必继续往下说了。
Ross: 'Hey, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?" 等等，你确定她不是说"你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是你妈妈？"
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不，不，他说"你什么才能长大，有个当妈的样"？然后，她回了一句"问题是，你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是个性感女郎？" (bomb：炸♥弹。)
Chandler: That would be a no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her. 当然不会说。别因为你亲过她，就自以为了解她。相信我，不能跟她谈。(tonsil：扁桃体，play tonsil tennis with=kiss deeply with深吻。)
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex. Hey, you kissed my mom! 因为这很复杂，这很麻烦......喂！你亲了我妈！
Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. 你也知道，我和我妈之间的鸟事，我朋友里属你最清楚了。
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know, and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我...... 然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......