Monica: That's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking? 那不一样。我撒的谎不会让我们在美国48个州成为罪犯。你当时在想什么？
Ethan: I just thought you were naturally mint. Listen...as long as we're telling stuff I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said. 我只是觉得你身上有一种自然的薄荷香。听着，既然咱们都说开了……我也有话要对你说。我比你知道的年龄还要小那么一点点。
Ethan: Well, I've excelled at every level I've been to, I just.... I just haven't been to that particular one yet. I've kind of been waiting for the right person. 额，我在我曾经达到的每个方面都很优秀，我只是我只是还没经历那个特别的一个方面。我一直在等待那个对的人。
Chandler: Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She's having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. 我的秘书这几周都不会来上班。她要去切掉她的一个咪♥咪。那个咪♥咪背后还有段一言难尽的故事哦。
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样，有一天我看了一部电影，彻底改变我人生。
Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos. You know, like San Diego. Right? But that may just be a pipe dream. Because you know he's out of state. 我们申请很多动物园，当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑。比方说圣地牙哥动物园，是吧？那可能只是遥不可及的梦想，因为他状态不好。(pipe dream:白日梦，幻想。)
Chandler: I know that one. No, that's popes into a Volkswagen. 我知道……不，那是教皇进入大众汽车。
Ross: I know, I know. I mean, one day he's this little thing...and then before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. 我知道，之前它还只是个小东西，然后不知不觉中，它就成了紧抓住我的腿不放的小东西。
Monica: Which one do you think she is? 你认为是哪一个是她？
Monica: Mother, all I'm saying is, just once, can we go to lunch and not talk about what I'm wearing or how one doing my hair or where my career is going, Or who I'm dating? 妈妈，能不能就那么一次，我们一起吃饭时，你不要谈论我的衣着发型、或者是我的事业发展，或者是我和谁约会？