Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part, Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 对，月亮，暗淡的光辉，神奇的感觉，说得好！我可以要点止痛药吗，拜托？
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 打扰了，看，我们在这儿都一个多钟头了，很多比我朋友病情轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚趾受伤的男的？他和谁睡过不成？
Receptionist: Hold on. Fill these out, sit over there. 等一下，填表，坐那儿。
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... 我们想既然菲比今天晚上在这儿过夜，我们最好开个睡衣派对什么的。现在我们有无聊杂志，曲奇面团，还能玩“扭扭乐”。(cookie dough: 曲奇面团。)
Chandler: I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! 我管不了那么多了，游戏结束了！我是懦夫！
Phoebe: And on my way over here I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe? 我回家路上又踩到口香糖，这世界到底怎么了？
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it. 他是大人，他会过去的。
Monica: Why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. 为什么我要让他们认识他？我意思是，我带个人回家，他们会在五分钟内蜂拥而上围住他。
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die." 沃登，我的痛苦将在五分钟内消除而你会因葬送一个诚实的人而痛苦一生。