Phoebe: Woohoo, first weekend away together! 哇，第一次周末结伴出游！
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool... it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. 噢，这个不错，书上说有些地方的人真的吃胎盘。(placenta:胎盘，胎座。)
Phoebe: Oh wait wait wait, no, no, I just got to the part about her "public hair". 等等，等等，我刚看到她的"public hair"那段（Rachel把pubic误拼成public）。(public hair：public应为pubic，意思是阴毛的、阴♥部的，这里是Rachel笔误，说明她不善拼写。)
Phoebe: Why, she could have heaving beasts. 为什么，她可以有起伏的"双乳"啊。
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma. 知道吗，我们以为你与众不同。但是我猜只是因为你是昏迷的。
Phoebe: I don't think you mean that. 一点诚意都没有。
Monica: This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then we just get nothing back! And then one day, it's just, y'know, you wake up, and "See you around"! Let's go, Phoebe. 你们男人都这样。我们不断付出，再付出，不停付出。并且没有任何回报。然后有一天，他醒过来......只有一句"回头见"！走吧，Phoebe。