Phoebe: Oh wait wait wait, no, no, I just got to the part about her "public hair". 等等，等等，我刚看到她的"public hair"那段（Rachel把pubic误拼成public）。(public hair：public应为pubic，意思是阴毛的、阴♥部的，这里是Rachel笔误，说明她不善拼写。)
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! 等等，你们看到他"巨大的颤动的笔"那段了吗？等着瞧吧，他用那支笔写字的时候你可不会想在场。(throbbing：悸动的，颤动的。)
Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. 你通常在"起伏的双乳"上可以找到。
Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 好，这只是第一章，我需要你们十分坦诚的意见。哦，对了，在第二页中，他的手伸向的不是她的"起伏的双乳"（Rachel把breasts误拼成beasts）。(heaving：隆起膨胀，起伏的。)
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不，不，他说"你什么才能长大，有个当妈的样"？然后，她回了一句"问题是，你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是个性感女郎？" (bomb：炸♥弹。)
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. 嘘，他说出来了，不只是亲嘴的事，所有都说出来了。
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door. 啊，男人与他的门之间的禁忌之爱。
Mrs. Bing: Hey kiddo, car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends, autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss, so mooah, here's the kiss, here's the goodbye... Anything you want from Lisbon? 嗨小盆友，车等在楼下，我只想拿几本我的书给你朋友们，亲笔签名过哦。还有就是和你"吻别"，这是亲亲，也是拜拜哦...... 需要我在里斯本帮你带什么吗？
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma. 知道吗，我们以为你与众不同。但是我猜只是因为你是昏迷的。
Monica: I got you the foot massage. 我替你做过脚底按摩。