Chandler: Hey, look, we're on that TV thing! 嗨，看呐，我们上荧幕了！
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing! 你应该为自己感到骄傲！你正在做这件令人赞叹的“独立”的事情！
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... 我们想既然菲比今天晚上在这儿过夜，我们最好开个睡衣派对什么的。现在我们有无聊杂志，曲奇面团，还能玩“扭扭乐”。(cookie dough: 曲奇面团。)
Monica: I mean, they feel the thing. I don't feel the thing. 我意思是，他们有感觉，而我却没感觉。
Paula: Honey. . you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him! 亲爱的，应该有感觉才行。听着，如果你对那个男人只有这种感觉，莫妮卡，甩了他。
Monica: Can you believe it? You know what? I just don't feel the thing. 你能相信吗？就像是，你知道吗…… 我（对那个男的）毫无感觉。
Chandler: And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? 还有莫妮卡，笑时发出的猪叫声，我意思是，那到底是什么东西？(snort：鼻子发哼声。)
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball. 是的，我们让哈西德珠宝商队见识了什么叫垒球。(Hassidic jewellers：哈西德珠宝商。Hassidism/Hasidism是犹太教正统派的一个分支。)
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. 听着，作为一个看过比自己的坏牛肉份额还多的人，我要告诉你：这不是一件那么糟糕的事情。
Chandler: Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. 把它当成是从你手中遗失的东西。