Monica: Phoebe? what does this have to do with Chandler's thing? 菲比？这和钱德勒有什么关系？
Joey: It was better than that thing I did with the trolls. At least you got to see my head. 这总比我在轮唱中出现强，至少你们可以看见我的头。(troll：合唱中的轮唱。)
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang：都是俚语，意思是男人阴?茎。)
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. You know, I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, boom. Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 事情是这样的，珍妮丝。要知道，我的意思是，好像我们不是一类人。你懂的，我就像乒，乒，乒，你就像乓、乓、乓。天呐，太对不起了，你没事吧？
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through? 哦，好吧，等等，老兄，你确定你想清楚了？(camper：指在一群讨论的人中，很久没说话的人，也叫“潜水者”。)
Joey: Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. You know, I'm thinking if I do this thing for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. 呃！诶，我在求你帮忙呢。我觉得如果我帮Angela她哥，也许她会跟我和好。
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're not up to this" thing again? 他是不是又说些“你做不到”之类的话？
Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. Nothing, just, just, I'm fine. 哦，好，上周你们有一个特别好吃的蛋糕派，里面有很多坚果和巧克力。不要了，就这样吧，我可以了。
Ross: Nothing. It is a twister thing. The rules are on the back of the box. 没事。就是关于扭扭乐，规则就在盒子的背后。
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 打扰了，看，我们在这儿都一个多钟头了，很多比我朋友病情轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚趾受伤的男的？他和谁睡过不成？