Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. 每个人都对我说：你得选个专业，你得选个专业，
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm going to the roof, who's with me? 不，是真的卡通人物。当然是那个气球！电视全是它的新闻。走到梅西百货的时候他断线了，后来在华盛顿广场公园上又被看到了。我要上屋顶去看，谁跟我一起？
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. 噢，很抱歉，噢，我以为搅烂了以后，可以加一些豌豆和洋葱。
Monica: All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots. 好吧，好吧。今晚的土豆泥会有成块的和油炸的。
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a Tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease. 但我妈妈都会做的，这是我家的一项传统。用叉子叉起一小片火鸡，抹上一点蔓越莓酱，然后再加有油炸土豆泥！因为我的"病"，我不能与家人团聚了，就够糟糕啦。
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop annoying me. 够了！靠边站，别烦我。
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have, and I remember this part vividly, a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. 我们全家刚刚吃完一顿丰盛的感恩节大餐。我 现在我还清楚地记得这个细节塞了满嘴的南瓜派，就在这时候，我父母告诉我他们要离婚了。
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? 等等，Chandler，这是你的感恩节晚餐吗？你和这个节到底有什么过不去的？
Monica: Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Holiday feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixings, and your family size bag of Funyuns. Chandler，这是你的传统感恩节大餐。你的西红柿汤、你的考奶酪还有家庭装Funyuns（洋葱圈）。(fixings：一般指在家里烹饪的，快速做好的食品。Funyuns：onion flavored rings，或是一种洋葱味零食品牌。)
Phoebe: I can show you. OK, this will seem a little weird. Look, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say. 我可以演示给你看。可能会有点怪异，你把头放在这只火鸡里面然后大伙儿说话，你肯定能听到我们说什么。