Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. What does it say? 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'. 哦，中间那个是外婆，写着 "我和朋友们摄于Java Joe's'"。
Ross and Chandler :Now I'm depressed! Even more than I was. 现在我很伤心！比刚才还伤心。
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey glazed ham?'. I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'. 不，我听到的是"为什么我没有蜜酿火腿？"。我没买太多的花，如果买多了她会说"为什么你要浪费钱？我不要花，我都死了"。(glaze：装玻璃，上釉于，上光。)
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all. 恩，当然，这可是她的葬礼啊。
Ross: Hey! Chandler! I love you man! And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me. 嗨，Chandler！我爱你，听着，伙计，如果你想当同性恋，那就当同性恋吧。我不在乎。
Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. 嗨，我是Chandler ，我不知道 Dorothy是谁。
Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier? 那她去的地方每个人都穿着考究吗？
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple. 你知道，真可惜，因为你和Lowell本来会是很配的一对儿。
Monica: And then we throw your body in the water...Gee, that does sound fun! 然后要我们把你扔到水里…天呐，这听起来确实有趣（反语）。
Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. 还有Debbie，我初中时最好的朋友，在打迷你高尔夫球时被闪电击中。