Chandler: Well, you know, Pheebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal, for a large portion of the day. 额，这个，恐怕你不太适合这份工作。因为这份工作要求你表现的很正常，至少一天中的大部分时间要"正常"。
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica.You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are. 没什么好想知道的。你继续做你自己，因为那才是真正的你。
Mindy: Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you. 总之，我们认为你是个大烂人，你该遭到天打雷劈。
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy. 我不会跟她说话的，她显然听到我的留言了，而且选择不回电。我既渴望又遭人冷落，天啊，我真想念纯渴望的滋味。(snub：冷落。)
Phoebe: Oh, God, come on, just do it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney! 哦，天呐，赶紧行动！打电话给她，别摆出一付臭男人的样子。(testosteroney:testosterone睾酮; 睾丸素（男性荷尔蒙的一种）。Phoebe 是用很形象的方式告诉 Chandler 别老那么大男子主义。)
Joey: The Unbearable Lightness of Being! 生命中无法承受的轻！
Rachel: You believe what a jerk Ross was being? 你们看Ross刚才那混♥蛋样儿。
Rachel: Hey look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, okay? I can not be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 大家听好了，姐任何工作都接好吗，我不能再做服务生了，我说真的！我讨厌微薄的小费，讨厌被叫"麻烦过来一下"。
Rachel: Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss? 哦，摩妮卡，你能不能别这么胆小。
Chandler: In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all. 其实如果你现在问她，她根本记不得被开除这件事。