Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ugly naked guy got a Thigh-master! 丑陋裸男有个“美腿器”。
Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow. 嗯，我们都知道，父母对孩子的枕头要求有多苛刻。
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need the note, so I balled it up and......now I wish I was dead. 噢，呃，应该是我的，我写给自己一张便条，后来觉得自己不需要了，于是将它揉成纸团，现在我希望我已经死了。
Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. 这是“斯瑞家族公司”，他们有误会的那集。
Chandler: You see the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, 然而问题在于，演唱会结束后，不论表演有多精采，你们女生总还想再看单口相声。
Chandler: Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically just trying to stay awake. 明白吗？我的意思是，我们在车里，努力地冲出塞车区，只是为了不睡着而已。
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. 对我们而言，亲吻就像是开场。你们知道吗？就像是Pink Floyd出场前，你得耐着性子先看完即兴喜剧演员的表演。(stand-up comedian：即兴喜剧演员。这是一种喜剧表演形式，表演者语言幽默风趣，注重和台下观众的互动。Pink Floyd：英国著名的摇滚乐队。)
Chandler: OK. So...I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli. 我在拉斯维加斯......我是Liza Minelli。