Joey: Monica, I'm telling you, this guy is perfect for you. 莫妮卡，我跟你说，这男的太配你了。
Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. Except for Kevin Millmore. May he rot in hell. You just gotta do it. 钱德勒，没有人喜欢和别人谈分手。除了Kevin Millmore。愿他烂在地狱里。你还是得去做啊。
Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? 嗯，什么？什么？她离开了你？她喜欢女人？她为了个喜欢女人的女人而甩了你？
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that. 他是对的，已经够了。这个日子有什么大不了的？你第一次和她睡觉，那又怎么样？你后来和她睡了七年呢。
Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of you life, pally, wally. 现在你要在轮椅上度过你的一生了，伙计。(pally：伙计。wally: 笨蛋。但在本句中没有实际意义，属于语气助词，表示亲昵的。)
she's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch! 她要去拿披萨...嗨，那不是给你的，婊♥子！
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 打扰了，看，我们在这儿都一个多钟头了，很多比我朋友病情轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚趾受伤的男的？他和谁睡过不成？
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what? Monica，这有什么令人赞叹的？我放弃了一切。这又是为什么啊？
Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting pregnant, or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! 恩，瞧瞧，FICA的家伙把我所有钱都拿走了，每个我认识的人都在结婚、或者怀孕、或者升职，而我在端咖啡！而且都不是端给自己喝！
Joanne: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second. 好了，说点认真的。