Joey: Hey, that guy's going home with more than a note! 这把那家伙不止能带个纸条回家了。
Chandler: That guy's going home with a note! 那家伙看来得带个纸条回家了。
Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have...I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right? 可是，土豆泥不应该有...我做土豆块。Joey，你要回家，是吗？
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it's horrible. He called me young lady. 恩，对，如果我搬回家住就会有一辆奔驰。哦，真烦人。他还叫我“年轻的女士”。
Ross: Believe me, I told everyone. You know what, I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 相信我，我逢人就说。我还是不去看比赛了，还是回家想想我的前妻和她的同性恋爱人。
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked. 这我知道。我只是希望带一个他们真正满意的男人回家。
Monica: Why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. 为什么我要让他们认识他？我意思是，我带个人回家，他们会在五分钟内蜂拥而上围住他。
Marsha: She can try to live with "Mr. hey I'm Evolving".He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! 她可以试着和“进化先生”生活在一起。他在外头乱搞女人（用棍棒击打女人头部的隐喻），而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的气味。(club：棍棒、球棒。mastodon：乳齿象。)
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 好吧，那么提一个建议：叫单口相声再度上场。否则下次你们就会发现自己只能坐家里独自听唱片。(album: 专辑。)