Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. 我是说，就是，我成长过程中，你知道的，我爸爸离家了，我妈妈去世了，我继父又进了监狱，所以我从来没有过完整的父母。
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Ross: Come on, come on. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, you know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. 拜托，拜托。就得用力点儿不然……可恶! 可恶! 可恶! 可恶!都是你的错。这本来应该是我这辈子最快乐的日子，你知道么？我儿子即将出生，我应该在那儿，而不应该跟你被困在储藏室里。
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here? 那你怎么会知道我在这儿？
Doctor: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. 没有，真的。我想是因为我花太多时间在……你知道，我工作上。
Doctor: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? 说不定，可能是一小时，也可能是三小时，但是请放心，她的状况很好。那么，呃，告诉我，你目前有交往对象吗？
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me. 你知道你的问题出在哪儿吗？你觉得我是个威胁。
Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie. He'll be here before you know it. 会没事的，这样想，这样做全是为了Jordie。只想着Jordie。他很快就会出生的。
Joey: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team. 祝你好运，然后，保重，好么？你知道Celtics有什么问题么？他们让球员经营球队。