You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. 你当时是个又丑又小的红玩意儿，你突然用拳头紧抓住我的手指。
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talking about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 爸，爸，爸，我是在谈小孩的事。你是否，呃，曾经有过这种 "天呐，我要当爸爸了"的恐慌？
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sundried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd say "get out of my office!" 我告诉你一件事，我觉得有一份晒干蕃茄的事业挺不错的。五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子，我就叫他滚出我的办公室。
Monica: Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses. 或许我们可以用玫瑰当"比"。
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates. 你根本就是疯了，他们在医院工作。我们这样不是回到犯罪现场？还是取消约会吧。
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit. 兄弟，如果你敢在我的生日那天做这事儿，你就会看到我发飙，然后起诉你！(business end： 指公事公办（起诉某人）。hissy fit：发飙。)
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening? 怎么会有这么巧的事情发生呢？
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive? 没错，你和你儿子，只是需要更好的阻挡。你们去过彩虹厅吗？真有那么贵？(blocking：阻挡。)
Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad. 你没问题的。你是全北美洲最细心、最有责任感的男人。你将来一定是个好爸爸的。
Monica: I am really an idiot. I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, I put mine. 我真是个笨蛋。我替我朋友填资料时，我填的不是她的资料而是我的。