Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then,...because of whole "the seven dog years to one human year" thing, then when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. 我是说会如果狗确实也有飞行时差反应，那么因为的“狗的七年等于人的一年”这个理论，那么当狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶，它损失的就不是三小时，而是一周半时间。
Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, OK? The Rachel thing isn't happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian.... I don't think we need a third. 拜托，Ross，你得重新开始新的感情，好吧？你和瑞秋的事没指望，你前妻又是个女同志。我觉得我们不需要第三回吧。
Phoebe: I am sorry, I just, I have a thing, which means you can not ever do that. 抱歉，我只是，我有点儿忌讳，就是你永远都不可以再这么做。
Phoebe: Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys. So what's going on? 不错，Roger想邀大家一起吃晚餐。怎么了？
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me. 抱歉，我的小弟弟和我在那儿。
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing! 你应该在浴室，这样我才能看见你的小弟弟。
Rachel: Chandler Bing? It's time to see your thing. Chandler Bing，该我看你的小弟弟了。
Mr. Tribbiani: No, no, I don't want you taking that thing this minute. 我不要你坐这么晚的车。
Monica: Wait wait, go back to that sibling thing. 等等，回到那个兄弟姐妹的话题。
Ross: I don't know, I don't think so. Cause that would involve having sex and I would like to think that our parents don't do that sort of thing. 不知道，我没这么想过，这么想一定包括性行为。我希望我们的父母不做这种事。