Joey: Phoebe, could you do me a favor? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits. Phoebe，帮个忙，能试穿看看吗？我想知道合不合身。
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating. "Sweetheart, you're fired, but how about a quickie before I go to work?" 哦，这样应该不会太难，因为你们已开始约会了。亲爱的，你被开除了，我上班前何不来一"快炮"呢？
Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet? 我真不敢相信，你还没告诉她她已经被开除了？
Fran: Look, you're cold, I have to pee and there's a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be? 你看，你很冷，我想尿尿，窗户上有个咖啡杯。能坏到哪儿去？
Chandler: No, but that's not a problem, sir. That's why my name's on the door. By the way do you know when I'm getting my name on the door? 没有，不过没问题的。这就是我的名字在门上的原因啊。你知道我什么时候能在门上有自己的名字吗？
Teacher: All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath. Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower. 好了，各位妈妈们，请深呼吸。做的很好。现在请想像你的阴♥道像花一样绽放着。
Susan: Look, I don't see why I should have to miss out on the coaching training just because I'm a woman. 听着，我不觉得因为我是个女人，我就得错过教练训练。
Joey: So if we went out on a date, she'd be there. 这样我去约会时，她就会在我身边。
Joey: I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee. She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries. 我觉得Ursula喜欢我。我只点了咖啡。她却端给我金枪鱼和四盘的薯片。