Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean San Diego's all well and good...but if you give it to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit...and give you 20% of the gate. 你们大错特错了。我是说，圣地牙哥环境良好没错。如果你把它交给我，我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子，而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入。
Joey and Chandler: He got into San Diego. 它能去圣地牙哥了。
Ross: Oh, God. We didn't get into Scranton. That was, like, our safety zoo. They take, like, dogs and cows. See, I don't know who this is harder on, me or him. 哦，天哪，我们进不了斯克兰顿了。那是，算是我们保底的动物园。他们连狗和牛都收。你瞧，我不懂谁更难受，是我还是它。
And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 这想法震惊了我，比其他任何我不敢做的破事更让我害怕。
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样，有一天我看了一部电影，彻底改变我人生。
Fake Monica: So when they caught on the fact, well you know we're short and have breasts.... 他们知道了真相，你们知道的，我们又矮又有胸部时。
Ross: She says, as time goes on, he's gonna start getting aggressive and violent. 她说，随着时间的推移，它会越来越暴力。
Teacher: And we're dancing. Five, six, seven, eight. 我们跳舞吧。五，六，七，八。
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? 我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦？