Chandler: Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She's having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. 我的秘书这几周都不会来上班。她要去切掉她的一个咪♥咪。那个咪♥咪背后还有段一言难尽的故事哦。
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus? 我在25个女人面前尿尿开始一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看大苹果马戏团？
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会？谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Monica: Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today. 不去。我今天要去大苹果马戏团。
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean San Diego's all well and good...but if you give it to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit...and give you 20% of the gate. 你们大错特错了。我是说，圣地牙哥环境良好没错。如果你把它交给我，我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子，而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入。
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone, is she? 她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧？
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big which I'm not. 而且，我应该就是乔，乔伊让我感觉……我就这么大，可我不是。
Ross: Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal. 你们都冷静点行吗？这又没什么了不起。
Joey: Big day. All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle; he's got the top hat... 好日子啊。好吧，给你这么说把，花生先生的穿着比较讲究。我是说他有单片眼镜、高帽……(monocle：单片眼镜，单眼绷带。)
Mindy: Oh, God, Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer. Not like the time when I asked if those red cute pants made my ass look big. 哦，天呐，好吧，我只问你一次，我希望得到直接的回答。不像那次问你红色短裤是不是让我的屁♥股显得大一些这样的问题。