Monica: She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. She buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent $300 on art supplies. 她过着我的生活，而且过得比我好。看这个，瞧瞧，她买了我一直想看的戏的票。她买的衣服是从有我害怕的销售人员的店里买的。她花了三百块买艺术用品。
Rachel: Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. 谢谢，但是我得去上班了，我的眼睛要等着被明蒂抓伤。
Oh. God. Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... 哦，天呐，好的，好的。我明天工作，如果你愿意你可以过来……
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. I got her machine. 这个，顺便说一下，旧金山真有这道菜。是她的电话答录机。
Ross: Okay, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...I was, kinda want to run some by you. You know how we were, you know, talking before...about relationships, and stuff. 行，我们能去，但在我们去东北犯罪首府之前……我有些话想说。你知道我们曾谈过……感情之类的问题。
Monica: OK, you stay here, and just wait by the phone, spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. 你留下，等电话，给我的鞋喷杀毒剂，顺便等罗斯回来杀了你。
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach... by a fat guy with sores on his face. I'm out. 我说 "不跟"的时候就像是一个二流妓♥女，被一个满脸疮的胖子撞到肚子。我不跟。
Rachel: So basically you get your yayas by taking money from all of your friends. 所以说你们买组合家具的钱都是从朋友那儿搜刮来的吧。
Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 好的，想象最糟的场景，假设你从未感觉像个爸爸。假如你儿子从未感觉跟你交心。假如他所有的关系全受这个的影响。
Rachel: And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow? 对了，我有提过，我在高中是条肥猪？