Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it! 你知道，六年来我除了演些烂戏外一无所成。而当我终于得到好机会了，却搞砸了它！
And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!' 他说：“这太让人受不了了！快脱身！快脱身！”(Grinch：来源于电影How the Grinch Stole Christmas。该片讲述了一个叫格林奇的绿毛怪策划偷走整个圣诞节，后来被真情感化的故事。格林奇的心脏原本只有正常人的四分之一，在他明白小镇的人们即使没有圣诞礼物也很开心地过圣诞节的原因后，他的心脏变成了三倍大，于是他不再心胸狭隘和憎恶社会，最终回到了小镇。)
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling. Water working. And action! And cut! What was that? 我想他的屁♥股会想在午餐前杀青。再来一次，开机 放水。开始！停！你又在干什么？
Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please. 好，大家注意，这个镜头我们最好一次过，拜托。
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex...and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy! 恩，你知道，刚开始我也不能接受，但我后来想此事百益而无一害。只有谈天说笑和做♥爱，而且绝不用负责任。这是每个男人的梦想。
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this? 你刚才没在听吗？我的意思是，这太离谱了！你怎么能和这种女人搞在一起？
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years. 他一百万年也休想得到这样的女人。
Woman: Yeah, well, I had a 24inch waist. You lose things. Now, come on. Get out of my way. 好吧，我的腰围也曾是24寸。但你总会失去些东西。让开，别挡道。
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. 超人狗气球出了点问题，它的头没办法充气鼓起来。
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte? 好吧，我想再要一杯浓缩咖啡，你要再来点拿铁吗？