Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. 天哪。下辈子我要成马桶刷了。
Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then,...because of whole "the seven dog years to one human year" thing, then when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. 我是说会如果狗确实也有飞行时差反应，那么因为的“狗的七年等于人的一年”这个理论，那么当狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶，它损失的就不是三小时，而是一周半时间。
Joey: I'm out of here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler. 我要走了。给你我的信用卡，晚饭算我请。对不起，Chandler。
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is! But I definitely want to be a part of it! 她说她想要在我身体上涂满东西，然后舔干净。我都不知道“涂”是什么意思！但我绝对想参与其中！(slather：大量地用，厚厚地涂。)
Chandler: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on! !! 对不起，对不起，你说得没错。快点，快尿，快尿，快，快点！
Joey: Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous. 别这么大声嚷嚷好吗？你让我紧张。我一紧张就尿不出来了。
Chandler: Hey, it's Janice. OK, I'm making a break for it, I'm going out the window. 嘿，是Janice。好吧，我要逃了，我要从窗子爬出去。
Lorraine: She's checking her coat. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. 她正在挂外套。Joey，我要去洗掉手上出租车的味道。帮我点一杯白仙粉黛，给Janice点杯红酒。(Zinfandel：馨芳葡萄酒。)
Joey: Pathetic mess. I know, but.... Come on, man. She's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking.... Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this. 可怜虫，我知道，但是......拜托，老兄，她黏人又脆弱。我想你可以...谢谢！你和珍妮丝之后就没约过会，你一定要去。