Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear! 说说吧，如果你们的事情重要到非在我演唱时讨论，我觉得有必要让大家都听听。
Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us...dinner. 我只是再也不想做被新年典礼冷落的受害者了。所以我们不如一起约定，拒绝一切约会，就我们6个共进晚餐。(Dick Clark：迪克·克拉克是美国知名电视制片人，后因心脏病病发救治无效，于美国逝世，享年82岁。)
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday. Desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! ! Man, I'm talking loud! 你当然没事，你有保罗，不用面对新年带来的压力。不用焦虑地见嘴就上，就为了在落球仪式时有个亲吻的对象。天啊，我太焦虑了。(scramble：争夺，抢夺。)
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know? 当他的一个助手，真是耻辱。
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. 朋友们，今天我要演唱全新的曲目。我写了12首关于我妈自杀的歌及一首有关雪人的歌。
So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. 所以我想说的就是：谢天谢地你们的感恩节计划都砸了。
Rachel: Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys. 噢，天哪，飞机已经飞走了，看来我只能留下来和你们呆在一起了。
You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. 每个人要的土豆泥都不一样，我得做各种样式的土豆泥。
Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? 难道我给大家准备感恩节晚餐还不够吗？
Rachel: All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. But I'm not. 你听着，假笑的这位。要不是你和你那该死的气球，现在我就在飞机上看着空姐欢迎我。但我没上飞机。(smirky：假笑的，得意地笑的。)