Phoebe: I know, I hate that they're calling him John Doe. It's so sad. It's like he's a deer, a female deer. Oh, I was gonna stop. 我懂，讨厌他们叫他John Doe。太伤心了。感觉他就像一只小鹿，一头小母鹿。喔，我就此打住。(John Doe：是一个英文词汇，指某个身份不明的人，也就是“某约翰”，和中国人习惯用的“张三、李四”差不多。)
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... 希望我们至少能知道他的名字。
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. Hello, hello, coma guy, GET UP, YOU GO! UP! UP! UP! 我只希望我们能做些什么。嗨, 昏迷的家伙，快起来! 起来！起来！起来！
Monica: No, It's mine. Why did I 'woohoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That, that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'? 不，是我的错。我为什么“喔喔”？我还指望会发生什么么吗？ 指望他回头说“我喜欢那声音，我现在就想要你”？
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that! It's all my fault. 我不敢相信你做了。都是我的错。
Rachel: I think that bitch cracked my tooth. 我觉得那个贱♥人弄断了我的牙。
Ross: I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. 我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它换尿布，替它抓跳蚤。
Phoebe: I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. 今晚我不想亲任何人。
Chandler: You know I thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. 我这么说好了，我虽然不是数学大师，但我知道这儿有三男三女。(whiz：能手，专家。)