Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got...man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade! 昨晚我不能做让自己满足的事。因此我得搬出全套功夫。结果我得到什么回应？我的天啊，就像是盛大的游♥行！(ticker tape：庆祝、欢迎等场合所散发的五彩纸带。)
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big which I'm not. 而且，我应该就是乔，乔伊让我感觉……我就这么大，可我不是。
Chandler: You don't think that makes me seem a little... 难道你不认为这样会使我感觉有点……
Ross: No, It's not just that. It's just I want someone who does something for me... you know, who gets my heart pounding. Who makes me.... 也不全是，我只是想找一个那种让我有感觉的，让我怦然心动，一个让我.....
Dr. Mitchell: Saffron makes all the difference. Okay, errrr, Monica? Yes. Yes, she is. 加上少量蕃红花，就能使情况完全改观。好了，呃，摩妮卡？是的是的，她是！
Rachel: Oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys... you know and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed! 哦， 我真太蠢了！ 啊， 我回想起来那天跟你们在一起......我还满嘴的 "哦，保罗，他真好，他让我感觉超棒"，简直太丢脸了。
Mrs. Bing: Yes, you are. The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier. Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me. 是，你是的。事实上你不认为自己性感这一点更迷人。好啦，小盆友，你会没事的，相信我。
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a Tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease. 但我妈妈都会做的，这是我家的一项传统。用叉子叉起一小片火鸡，抹上一点蔓越莓酱，然后再加有油炸土豆泥！因为我的"病"，我不能与家人团聚了，就够糟糕啦。
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! 她太迷人了！和她比起来我的梦中情人就像是又矮又肥的秃顶男人！