Ross: You've been more than just a pet to me. You've been more like a... 在我心中你不只是一只宠物。你更是一个……
Ross: If you guys don't mind, I'd like a moment just me and him. 如果你们不介意，我想和它独处。
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会？谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Monica: No, thank you. You have given me so much.I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater! 不，我要谢谢你。你带给我太多了。如果不是你，我就不可能……在冬园剧场唱 "回忆"。
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in. 我想让你知道，去报案的人不是我。
Monica: No, it is me. I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows...and pays the bills as soon as they come in. 不，这正是我。我不只是那种必须拍松枕头。帐单一来立刻去缴款的人。
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean San Diego's all well and good...but if you give it to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit...and give you 20% of the gate. 你们大错特错了。我是说，圣地牙哥环境良好没错。如果你把它交给我，我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子，而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入。
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo, per se. It's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about Marcel. 就技术上而言不算是动物园。而是一种互动式野生动物体验。我想请教你几个关于马修的问题。
Joey: Come on, seriously, I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? 拜托，我告诉过你不要用回乔伊。你认为我该取什么艺名？
Ross: Oh, God. We didn't get into Scranton. That was, like, our safety zoo. They take, like, dogs and cows. See, I don't know who this is harder on, me or him. 哦，天哪，我们进不了斯克兰顿了。那是，算是我们保底的动物园。他们连狗和牛都收。你瞧，我不懂谁更难受，是我还是它。