Fake Monica: Yes, necessarily. I mean I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing. 是，那很必要。我不知道是为什么，或许和你是阿米许人有关。
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus? 我在25个女人面前尿尿开始一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看大苹果马戏团？
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会？谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Monica: No, thank you. You have given me so much.I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater! 不，我要谢谢你。你带给我太多了。如果不是你，我就不可能……在冬园剧场唱 "回忆"。
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is. Hold on a second please. Monana, it's for you. The credit card people. 你好？对，她在，请稍等。摩娜娜，你的电话，信用卡公司打来的。
Monica: No, it is me. I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows...and pays the bills as soon as they come in. 不，这正是我。我不只是那种必须拍松枕头。帐单一来立刻去缴款的人。
Monica: Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today. 不去。我今天要去大苹果马戏团。
Rachel: Ok, look. The restaurant called again today. They wanna know if you're showing up for work. 好吧，听着，餐厅今天又来电了，他们想知道你还要不要去上班。
Rachel: Where the hell have you been? 你到底跑哪儿去了？
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean San Diego's all well and good...but if you give it to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit...and give you 20% of the gate. 你们大错特错了。我是说，圣地牙哥环境良好没错。如果你把它交给我，我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子，而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入。