Joey: We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing.... 我们散步回来时，电话铃响了……
Dr. Baldhara: If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns...you got to give the little guy something. Otherwise, it's just cruel. 如果他面对狮虎或有角的动物，你得给这个小家伙一些东西防卫，否则就太残忍了。
Rachel: I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it. 我想应该椅子最可怜。(brunt：冲击，主要冲力。)
And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 这想法震惊了我，比其他任何我不敢做的破事更让我害怕。
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说，那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了，只因他无法演出话剧？
Fake Monica: Oh, by the way...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show. 哦，对了，明天我们要去参加百老汇的试演。
Rachel: Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. 不是只有你们活在梦中。我得去为我不认识的人倒咖啡，不用等我了。
Fake Monica: So when they caught on the fact, well you know we're short and have breasts.... 他们知道了真相，你们知道的，我们又矮又有胸部时。
Monica: It was so wild. We told them we were the Gundersons in room 615...only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor. 那太疯狂了。我告诉他们我们是615房的冈氏姐妹，结果波士顿塞尔提克已包下整个六楼。