Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!" 你会相信吗？Al Pacino！就是因为他我才想当演员！“我乱来？呸，你才乱来！整个法庭都在乱来！”
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal, try to imagine this: The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away. 好吧，你这疯婆子。想像一下：电话单来，但你不立刻去交钱。(madcap：轻率的，狂妄的。)
Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that. 我们现在都这样打招呼吗？因为我喜欢。
Monica: Phoebe? what does this have to do with Chandler's thing? 菲比？这和钱德勒有什么关系？
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex...and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy! 恩，你知道，刚开始我也不能接受，但我后来想此事百益而无一害。只有谈天说笑和做♥爱，而且绝不用负责任。这是每个男人的梦想。
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy? 是吗？未必吧。罗斯，这是你的梦想吗？
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this? 你刚才没在听吗？我的意思是，这太离谱了！你怎么能和这种女人搞在一起？
Chandler: We talked till like two. It was this perfect evening... More or less. 我们聊到两点。真是个美好的夜晚……多多少少是这样吧。
Phoebe: Based on this play?... Based on this play! 就凭这场戏？...就凭这场戏！
Chandler: She said yes! ! She said yes! ! Awful play, man. Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chandlrr'. 'Chandlrr'. I think I like it better that way. Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. 她答应了！！她答应了！！演出真糟糕，老兄。她叫Aurora，是意大利人，她说我的名字时发音是“'Chandlrr'. 'Chandlrr'.我更喜欢这种发音。哦，听着，引导员让我把这个转交给你。