Monica: Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one because uh, you see, II, I put the wrong name again. because um... 呃，好吧，你刚打电话要我们过来，需要我们在表格上签名。结果是我们需要一张全新的表格，我又写错名字了。
You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. 你当时是个又丑又小的红玩意儿，你突然用拳头紧抓住我的手指。
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talking about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 爸，爸，爸，我是在谈小孩的事。你是否，呃，曾经有过这种 "天呐，我要当爸爸了"的恐慌？
Phoebe: It's just, you know, it's this whole stupid Ursula thing. 就是，我是说，就是Ursula的事。
Ross: No, no. I mean, it might been at first, but by now I think I'm pretty comfortable with the whole situation. 不会的，我的意思是，一开始或许会，但我现在已经能坦然面对了。
Ross: No, Susan's gonna be there too. We've got dads, we've got lesbians, the whole parenting team. 不，Susan也要去。爸爸，女同志…… 全部的父母都会去。
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Do I have to? 不，这只是...人们老说要继续你的人生。我必须这样吗？
Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then,...because of whole "the seven dog years to one human year" thing, then when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. 我是说会如果狗确实也有飞行时差反应，那么因为的“狗的七年等于人的一年”这个理论，那么当狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶，它损失的就不是三小时，而是一周半时间。
Jay Leno: Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? 好，那么你现在正忙着巡回新书签售会，进展如何？